i think i'll write a song
not sure what it's about
maybe loneliness
or a cheating heart
how bout daddy's farm
that would be a start
but daddy didn't have a farm
he lived in an apartment
on the third floor
he rented a farm once
and had some pigs and chickens
would that make sense
he did have a pick up truck
it could be a country tune
or a suburban tune
with a country flair
i could spruce it up
with some dylanesque lyrics
that go on and on and
leave you confused
then stick in some hendrix
guitar licks
and some stones dance rhythm
follow all that with some
motown back up vocals
flavored with
a jamaican accent
that makes you want to
go to the islands
and spend the day
eating cheeseburgers in paradise
or maybe a song
about the time i stubbed my toe
on the way to the bathroom
that would get em rockin
i did have a stomach ache once
i could write about the pain
i felt all day long
oh yeah, and my dog had fleas
all on the same day
man with all these great ideas
i'm halfway to the hall of fame
without writing the first word
think about it...
then i could save the lyrics
in some hidden notebook
in my sock drawer
so my kids could find
it years from now and
make even more money
after i'm gone
i could get a bunch
of posthumous awards
that are cool to get
even if you have to be dead
to get them
people could visit my house
and see where i lived
and slept and washed the dishes
man, if i could only
come up with something
interesting to write a song about
my song would
make you cry
want to dance and
laugh till you poop your pants
my song would
rip your heart out
then put it back
and make you fall
in love again
my song would
take your mind
off your troubles
and ease your soul
my song would
tell a story
about a politically
incorrect person
my song would
be under three minutes
so it could be played
on the radio
my song would
be played in
outer space
and at half time
of the super bowl
i think i'll write a song
i just need an idea
to get started
hmm....
Robert
2011
not sure what it's about
maybe loneliness
or a cheating heart
how bout daddy's farm
that would be a start
but daddy didn't have a farm
he lived in an apartment
on the third floor
he rented a farm once
and had some pigs and chickens
would that make sense
he did have a pick up truck
it could be a country tune
or a suburban tune
with a country flair
i could spruce it up
with some dylanesque lyrics
that go on and on and
leave you confused
then stick in some hendrix
guitar licks
and some stones dance rhythm
follow all that with some
motown back up vocals
flavored with
a jamaican accent
that makes you want to
go to the islands
and spend the day
eating cheeseburgers in paradise
or maybe a song
about the time i stubbed my toe
on the way to the bathroom
that would get em rockin
i did have a stomach ache once
i could write about the pain
i felt all day long
oh yeah, and my dog had fleas
all on the same day
man with all these great ideas
i'm halfway to the hall of fame
without writing the first word
think about it...
then i could save the lyrics
in some hidden notebook
in my sock drawer
so my kids could find
it years from now and
make even more money
after i'm gone
i could get a bunch
of posthumous awards
that are cool to get
even if you have to be dead
to get them
people could visit my house
and see where i lived
and slept and washed the dishes
man, if i could only
come up with something
interesting to write a song about
my song would
make you cry
want to dance and
laugh till you poop your pants
my song would
rip your heart out
then put it back
and make you fall
in love again
my song would
take your mind
off your troubles
and ease your soul
my song would
tell a story
about a politically
incorrect person
my song would
be under three minutes
so it could be played
on the radio
my song would
be played in
outer space
and at half time
of the super bowl
i think i'll write a song
i just need an idea
to get started
hmm....
Robert
2011
