Man Up

OK, this is notice that from this point on I will only portray myself as a tough guy impervious to pain, fearless, and brave.

"I will write about manly things in a manly way"

On second thought, how about from this point on I will only portray myself as a semi tough guy who can take some pain, not scared of most things, and definitely not afraid of the dark.

"I will write about feelings but in a manly way"

OK, damn it, from this point on I will only portray myself as a...hey..!, stop pushing, ouch that hurts, let me know when they are gone guy.

"I will write about anything I want...if that's ok with you?"

OK, this is notice to let everyone know that from this point on I will only portray myself as a guy who is definitely weird, but hey you already knew that...and f...... told me.

"I will write crazy shit that no one understands..."


Tough guy: "Kiss my ass"
Semi Tough guy: "That's Ok I can handle it"
????? guy: "why did you say that?"

Weird guy: "what? I wasn't paying attention..."


Tough guy: "Bartender, whiskey straight up..."
Semi Tough guy: "Bartender, gimme a beer..."
????? guy: "Bartender, oh...bartender..."

Weird guy: "hey man, don't bogart..."


Tough guy: "Come here baby..."
Semi Tough guy: "Baby I love you, come here..."
????? guy: "why am I alone?"

Weird guy: "now ladies, only one at a time please..."


Well you say, what is the point to this utter nonsense? None really, just had fun writing it. Need the practice.


Tough guy: "Screw off"
Semi Tough Guy: "Sorry if I offended you"
????? guy: "Kisses, bye!"

Weird guy: "people actually read this crap?"


Robert
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