White Tee Shirt

Today, I am thinking outside the box and have decided that I am going to write about white tee shirts.  I know what you are thinking, don't go there Robert, writing about white tee shirts is a risqué move, and people could get the wrong impression, but what the hell, I'm going for it.

I love white tee shirts. I love having as many white tee shirts as I can. If I could have one thing every day it would be a white tee shirt. Having a white tee shirt with someone that you love is best, but you don’t have to be in love to have a white tee shirt. Anyone can have a white tee shirt, you can have a white tee shirt alone if you choose, but it’s more fun to have a white tee shirt with someone else. You can have a white tee shirt with more than one person too, if you're into that.

Tee shirts come in other colors than white, and they come in styles other than crew neck too. They come in colors, tie died, tank tops, and V-necks, which I’m sure are all fine, they all have their place, but I prefer a plain old fashioned white tee shirt. There are people who will sell you a white tee shirt, but I usually get mine for free, people have always just given them to me, which is nice of them.

I have read some wild stories about white tee shirts, people doing things with them like wearing them on their heads, sitting on them, and even tying them up before wearing them. Strange what people will do, but hey, who am I to judge. There was recently a book and a movie about a shade of gray tee shirt, very popular from what I hear. We had tee shirts in school that were reversible too, you could wear either side depending on what team you were on.

This could go on and on, there is so much to say, but that’s enough for today, I've already gotten myself in enough hot water to clean a dozen white tee shirts, and all this talk of white tee shirts is making me want to call up Rosie and see what she’s doing tonight…it’s been a while since I’ve had a white tee shirt, I’ve been having a problem finding one that fits.

Robert

2016