Holy Underwear

Some say a man is measured
          by the under garment he dons
Defined by the condition
          of the undies he puts on


When reaching for drawers
          choose unconsecrated
I was told by someone
          to whom I'm  related


There could be a blowout
          from bologna and stout
But likely from age
          why your drawers are so sage


Maybe the chair which you sit
          caused an unsightly split
Or your ass is too huge
          for the size that you choose


Chewed by a wiener
          or Clorox and cleaners
Could be crotch less or cool
          from hands playing pool


For god's sake wear undies
          minus perforation or cleave
A nurse, a doctor or worse
          Saint Peter might see


That your skivvies
          are most heavenly...


Robert
2014