I was asked to write something happy, so here it is:
FYI, just change the word wife to husband/significant other or whoever and enjoy. Remember its just a funny song, no harm intended...I think we can all relate to the first two verses regardless...
For those who want to sing it I have included the country chords to the first verse and chorus...its an alternating bass rhythm
G C G
I went to work one day with a suit and tie
C D
I looked at myself said who the hell am I
G C G
I sat at a desk from nine to five
C D G
But when that whistle blew is when I came alive
I sat in traffic that went nowhere fast
Stopped at the WaWa got some coffee and some gas
I spent four hours going back and forth
So the tax man could get his moneys worth
G C G
My dog is happy when he's sleeping like a log
C D
My boss is happy when I'm working like a dog
G C G
My wife is happy when I'm working with my tools
C D G
My kids are happy when they're staying home from school
C G
But I'm most happy when I'm singing here for you
C D G
Cause when you're happy, I'm happy too...
When I got home there was no supper to be had
And if I didn't cook my wife would get real mad
If the dishes were left dirty in the sink
I'd have to wash em up to get myself a drink
On the weekend I had to cut the grass
And do the laundry or my wife would have my ass
Wash the cars that I couldn't afford to use
Cause the payment money went to buy myself some brews
My dog is happy when he's sleeping like a log
My boss is happy when I'm working like a dog
My wife is happy when I'm working with my tools
My kids are happy when they're staying home from school
But I'm most happy when I'm singing here for you
Cause when you're happy, I'm happy too...
My wife likes dining out and having fancy things
She had to buy herself a shiny diamond ring
Now I'm so broke I can't afford to think
And she wonders why it is that I drink
Finally at night I'd get to go to bed
I'd like to grab a book that had not been read
But just as I fall asleep and start to snooze
My wife gets into bed and turns on the evening news
My dog is happy when he's sleeping like a log
My boss is happy when I'm working like a dog
My wife is happy when I'm working with my tools
My kids are happy when they're staying home from school
But I'm most happy when I'm singing here for you
Cause when you're happy, I'm happy too...
Robert
2015
FYI, just change the word wife to husband/significant other or whoever and enjoy. Remember its just a funny song, no harm intended...I think we can all relate to the first two verses regardless...
For those who want to sing it I have included the country chords to the first verse and chorus...its an alternating bass rhythm
G C G
I went to work one day with a suit and tie
C D
I looked at myself said who the hell am I
G C G
I sat at a desk from nine to five
C D G
But when that whistle blew is when I came alive
I sat in traffic that went nowhere fast
Stopped at the WaWa got some coffee and some gas
I spent four hours going back and forth
So the tax man could get his moneys worth
G C G
My dog is happy when he's sleeping like a log
C D
My boss is happy when I'm working like a dog
G C G
My wife is happy when I'm working with my tools
C D G
My kids are happy when they're staying home from school
C G
But I'm most happy when I'm singing here for you
C D G
Cause when you're happy, I'm happy too...
When I got home there was no supper to be had
And if I didn't cook my wife would get real mad
If the dishes were left dirty in the sink
I'd have to wash em up to get myself a drink
On the weekend I had to cut the grass
And do the laundry or my wife would have my ass
Wash the cars that I couldn't afford to use
Cause the payment money went to buy myself some brews
My dog is happy when he's sleeping like a log
My boss is happy when I'm working like a dog
My wife is happy when I'm working with my tools
My kids are happy when they're staying home from school
But I'm most happy when I'm singing here for you
Cause when you're happy, I'm happy too...
My wife likes dining out and having fancy things
She had to buy herself a shiny diamond ring
Now I'm so broke I can't afford to think
And she wonders why it is that I drink
Finally at night I'd get to go to bed
I'd like to grab a book that had not been read
But just as I fall asleep and start to snooze
My wife gets into bed and turns on the evening news
My dog is happy when he's sleeping like a log
My boss is happy when I'm working like a dog
My wife is happy when I'm working with my tools
My kids are happy when they're staying home from school
But I'm most happy when I'm singing here for you
Cause when you're happy, I'm happy too...
Robert
2015
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