Grandpa's Doing Yoga

Grandpa's doing yoga in the nude
What a sight to see
Puts a towel on the floor and
Lays out quietly
Stretching this and
Stretching that
He pulls and tugs
Grandma doesn't say a word
Cept "put some clothes on
You old fool and
get your ass
Off my brand new rug..."
"You're just jealous woman
Cause you can't
Touch your head with your leg"
Grandpa turned
And said
"Yeah but I can put my foot
Up your ass
And make you wish
That you were dead..."
Grandpa didn't have to meditate
Or listen to his breath
To know he better hurry up
And do
What Grandma says

Robert
2016