If You Know What I mean

Lonely and horny are a difficult combination

Kind of like slippery when wet
It’s the combinations that always get me in trouble
Add whiskey and water and I ain’t been seen
For days
Sometimes come home with a new friend
From dancing in the rain
Or take matters into my own hands
If you know what I mean
The latter being the most economical
Just takes a little more imagination
So, can you help a brother out?
I’m only human far from a saint
Don’t be surprised or angry
It’s ok if you can’t
I’ll try to stay sober
I should just shut up I’ve been told
If I can
Turn down the lights
And come to bed
Cause
Tonight’s bad boy is tomorrow’s good man

If you know what I mean

Much Love and Peace

Robert

2015